I Is…
Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter ‘I’.”
jokes
I’m not saying these are bad, but even the laugh track file is refusing to play.
Using “Definitely” in a Sentence
The teacher was going over vocabulary in class and asked her students to use “definitely” in a sentence.
Nickel or Dime?
Some of the older neighborhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately.
I Like Your Thinking
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about."
Two Criminals
Two Criminals Waiting for Their Victim
Pimples
Oh bakit ka umiiyak? (Oh, why are you crying?)
Pinoy Salesman in America
Only a Pinoy Salesman can turn one customer into a lifetime investment!
Home Depot Scam Warning
A heads-up for all men who regularly shop at SM Home Depot. Over the last month, I’ve fallen victim to a very clever scam.
Bathroom Cleaner
I have a story for you guys. Last Wednesday, I was in BGC. Meeting with a client. Then a promo girl approached me.
Baby With No Ears
Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.