Can I Be Punished for Something I Didn’t Do?
Little Johnny asks his teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
jokes
I’m not saying these are bad, but even the laugh track file is refusing to play.
Candy Bars
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
Ubas
A kid, while talking to a fishball vendor: "Sir, do you have grapes?”
Last Will and Testament
A woman in Mandaluyong decided to prepare her will and set her final wishes.
Blind Date
“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate.
The Skydiver and the Rubik’s Cube
A dark humor joke about a skydiver solving a Rubik’s Cube mid-air - with a shocking twist.
H2O
What is the chemical formula for water?
Psychology
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
Why Are Periods So Important?
Little Johnny was sitting in English class when the teacher started talking about grammar.
My Dog
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Little Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”