Pinoy Text Messages
Were you able to experience that time when we kept forwarding text jokes, before we deleted them because we were running out of text message space? 😅
jokes
I’m not saying these are bad, but even the laugh track file is refusing to play.
Horse or Chicken
A farmer was about to retire. As part of preparing to sell his land, he needed to get rid of all the animals on his farm, so he went around to every house in his town.
Fascinate
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Urinate
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden he needed to go the bathroom.
Report Card
Little Johnny’s father asked to see his report card.
Making Faces
Little Johnny’s teacher is walking through the cafeteria at lunchtime when she sees Little Johnny making faces at another child.
I Is…
Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter ‘I’.”
Using “Definitely” in a Sentence
The teacher was going over vocabulary in class and asked her students to use “definitely” in a sentence.
Nickel or Dime?
Some of the older neighborhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately.
I Like Your Thinking
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about."