boss vs. ako
Kapag natagalan ako, mabagal ako magtrabaho.
Kapag matagal ang boss ko, masinsin siya sa magtrabaho.
jokes
I’m not saying these are bad, but even the laugh track file is refusing to play.
gatekeeper
Isang sikat na professor of surgery ay namatay at napunta sa langit.
New Hearing Aid
An elderly gentleman had a serious hearing problem for several years. He went to the doctor, who fitted him with a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear perfectly again.
The Dangers of Getting Old
One evening, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to the other members and were being shown around the place.
Pinoy Text Messages
Were you able to experience that time when we kept forwarding text jokes, before we deleted them because we were running out of text message space? 😅
Horse or Chicken
A farmer was about to retire. As part of preparing to sell his land, he needed to get rid of all the animals on his farm, so he went around to every house in his town.
Fascinate
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Urinate
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden he needed to go the bathroom.
Report Card
Little Johnny’s father asked to see his report card.
Making Faces
Little Johnny’s teacher is walking through the cafeteria at lunchtime when she sees Little Johnny making faces at another child.