A Bridge to Hawaii
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Smithville wakes up early and heads to their local church. Before the service begins, the townspeople sit in their pews, chatting about their lives, their families, and everyday concerns.
One afternoon, a man came home from work to find total chaos in his house.
Mike and Joan had a small argument at home, so they stopped talking to each other.
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A husband asked his wife, “If I die first, would you remarry?”
Isang matandang lalaki sa Phoenix ay tumawag sa kanyang anak na lalaki sa New York at sinabing, "Ayokong sirain ang araw mo, pero kailangan ko sabihin sa iyo na magdi-divorce na kami ng nanay mo. Sapat na ang 45 years na paghihirap."
Pagkauwi sa bahay galing sa trabaho, sinabi ng bagong kasal na misis sa kanyang mister na, "Mayroon akong magandang balita para sa iyo. Sa lalong madaling panahon, tayo ay magiging tatlo na sa bahay na ito sa halip na dalawa lang."
Isang matandang lalaki na siyamnapung taong gulang ang nakaupo sa isang park bench at umiiyak. Napansin ito ng isang pulis at tinanong siya kung bakit siya umiiyak.