A husband asked his wife, “If I die first, would you remarry?”
“Of course I’d be heartbroken,” she replied, “but I think eventually, I would remarry.”
“But you wouldn’t let him live here in our house, right?”
“Why not? I worked hard to make this house a home. I wouldn’t just leave it behind.”
“But you wouldn’t sleep together in our bed?”
“Well, I wouldn’t need to replace the bed right away.”
“What about my guitars? You wouldn’t let him use those, would you?”
“Of course not… he’s a drummer.”