Commandment 1
Marriage is made in heaven. But it also comes with thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and give attention to everything you say, talk while you are sleeping.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand – and divorce is at least 300 grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the husband talks and the wife listens. In the second year, the wife talks and the husband listens. In the third year, both of them talk at the same time while the neighbors are the ones listening.
Commandment 5
If a husband opens the car door for his wife, only one thing is sure: either the car is new, or the wife is new.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The problem starts when they have to decide who that “one” is – the one who should be followed.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man cannot sleep all night thinking about what the woman said to him. After marriage, the man falls asleep even before the woman finishes talking.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, thrifty, and a good cook. But according to the law, you can only have one wife.
Commandment 9
Every woman wants a husband who is handsome, understanding, thrifty, and thoughtful. But like in Commandment 8, the law only allows one spouse.
Commandment 10
A man is not yet complete until he gets married. After he gets married, he is done.