Dalawang Lasing
Narito ang isang classic Pinoy joke tungkol sa dalawang lasing na naglalakad sa kalsada. WARNING: Bawal basahin habang kumakain ng tsokolate.
Situational
The Pope and Limo
After loading all of the Pope’s luggage into the limo (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
Last Name
A manager of a large office noticed that one of the department heads had hired a new employee. So he called the new hire into his office for a short orientation speech.
A Bridge to Hawaii
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
This is just Beer
A man took his young son to a baseball game. While they were sitting there, he asked the boy what he planned to give up for Lent.
We Got It Wrong!
A young monk arrives at a monastery and is assigned to help the other monks copy ancient church canons and laws by hand.
Expensive Phone Call
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
Blind Date
Edgar sets up his friend Dencio on a blind date with a young lady he knows. But Dencio is a bit worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before.
A Scary Visit to Church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Smithville wakes up early and heads to their local church. Before the service begins, the townspeople sit in their pews, chatting about their lives, their families, and everyday concerns.
The Disaster at Home
One afternoon, a man came home from work to find total chaos in his house.