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A manager of a large office noticed that one of the department heads had hired a new employee. So he called the new hire into his office for a short orientation speech.
A manager of a large office noticed that one of the department heads had hired a new employee. So he called the new hire into his office for a short orientation speech.
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer, and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed.
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of all the bickering.
While we’re all getting ready for the new year, it’s time to set those big New Year’s resolutions again.
Isang araw na Black Friday Sale. Isang mahabang pila sa isang tindahan simula pa lang ng 8:30am ng umaga. Ito din ang oras na nagbubukas ang tindahan.
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Kailangan ko ng advice. Palagi ko kasing napapansin ‘yung girlfriend ko na may kausap sa phone, pero kapag lumalapit na ako, ibinababa niya kaagad.
Pagkabalik ng isang boss galing sa isang business lunch, nasa good mood siya at ipinatawag ang lahat ng staff niya para makinig sa ilang mga jokes na nakuha niya habang nasa business lunch.
Ang bilin ng misis ko, huwag ako mag-uuwi sa bahay ng trabaho kung hindi lalayasan niya ako!
Kapag natagalan ako, mabagal ako magtrabaho.
Kapag matagal ang boss ko, masinsin siya sa magtrabaho.