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Horse or Chicken
A farmer was about to retire. As part of preparing to sell his land, he needed to get rid of all the animals on his farm, so he went around to every house in his town.
What Do You Have to Do to Be Allowed to Play Golf?
Four men were playing golf one Saturday. At the third hole, the following conversation took place.