Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when he suddenly needed to go to the bathroom.
He shouted, “Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!”
The teacher replied, “Now, Little Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use. The correct word is ‘urinate.’ Please use ‘urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I’ll allow you to go.”
Little Johnny thought for a moment, then said,
“You’re an eight… (urinate…) but if you had bigger boobs, you’d be a ten!”