ano ang sinabi ni daddy kay yaya?
"Hey, Mommy," sabi ni Little Johnny. "Puwede mo ba ako bigyan ng 1,000 pesos?"
Little Johnny
math jokes
Si Little Johnny ay pumasok sa kuwarto ng kanyang tatay habang ito ay nagtatrabaho sa kanyang computer.
bobo
Sinubukan ng isang bagong guro na gamitin ang kanyang kurso sa Psychology. Sinimulan niya ang kanyang klase sa pagsasabing, "Class, lahat ng nag-iisip na bobo sila, tumayo!"
para gumanda
Si Little Johnny ay nakamasid at nabighani habang ang kanyang ina ay nagpapahid ng malamig na cream sa kanyang mukha.
learning numbers
Tinanong ng guro si Little Johnny kung marunong siya sa mga numero.
fascinate
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
urinate
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden he needed to go the bathroom.
report card
Little Johnny’s father asked for his report card.
making faces
Little Johnny’s teacher is walking through the cafeteria at lunchtime when she sees Little Johnny making faces at another child.
i is…
Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter 'I'.