Were you able to experience that time when we kept forwarding text jokes, before we had to delete them because we were running out of message space? đ
Letâs go back to those old text messages that once made us laugh, back when there were no memes, no TikTok, but we were full of creativity (and load/credits) just to fit everything into 160 characters.
JUAN at PEDRO sa MATH CLASS:
teacher: JUAN, 1+3?
Juan: 4, ma’am
teacher: PEDRO, 3+1?
Pedro: ayun, ayun! pgmhrap sakin
na.. FAVORITISM!!!
(sa misa)
PARI:kng sinoman ang tamaan ng
bola na ‘to ay syang pnaka
makasalanan.
(inicha ang bola,tumalbog
pabalik sa knya)
PARI:O! Praktis lng un ah! Ulet!
INA: Anak! Dumudugo daliri m0! Akina’t ccpcpin q dali! Tsup!Tsup! Ayan,wla n. Sn kb nsugat anak?
NAK: Wla po q sugat.Pnatay q lng po mga garapata ni browny!Ă
MnSn mhiraP tlgA mGmhal kc
mNsan iiyAk k dahil mahal m sya…
peRo cnAktn ka nyA! mAiicp mo 2loy..
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Bkt nga b my panyo s panty c DARNA?
bakit “S” ang nasa costume ni superman?
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hehe.. wla n kcng medium! Pansinin mo fit! Dba noh?!
Bf:n0od tau sine!
Gf:D ka kiss?
Bf:hinde!
Gf:Dk hipo?
Bf:hindi n0h!
Gf:hwak bo0bs?
Bf:hindi rn!
Gf:eh finger?
Bf:lal0ng hindi!
Gf:tangina m0 man0od k mgisa!
As0 k0 bryt masyad0, tanungin m0 2+2 kah0l kaagad ng 4. Nlaman neyb0r namin Tnan0ng 2mill0n + 2mill0n hanggang ngay0n kah0l p ng kah0l payat na cya. Pls. pray..
if i wer Gven D chance n mksma k 4 jz 1nyt d aQ m22Log!
iL jz stAre at u & wtch u SLip hoLd ur hand, whiLe saying…
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” HaNep s TuLo ng LaWay a! prang FALLS! “
Gathered in a large hall,an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 goin 2 heaven,b4 i cud start writing mine,i heard u shouting:”EXTRA PAPER PLEASE..”
hbng pa2log na ang 3tanga……
tanga 1:pare ndi tyo kasya sa kama 3 kc tayo ei
tanga 2:uo nga ano…cge bababa na lng muna aq…
tanga 3:oh,pare taas ka na maluwag pa d2 ei…
Sa buhay natn maraming pagsubok
may ulan
at mayroon dlng unos
kaya tandaan mo kaibgan..
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PAYONG dalin m wg KAPOTE!
ANO KA GRADE 2?!
buLag at duLing magsusuntukan!
buLag: hay0p ka duLing! Lumabas ka dyan,wag kang mgtago sa diLim!
duLing: in ur dreams! bkt aq lalaBas eh daLawa kau!
ung bata ako,2wing my kasal lgi ako tnu2kso nLa Lolo’t Lola “uuy, cya n susunod..”
2migil lng cla nung my ililibing at tnukso ko cLa ng “uuy, siLa n susunod”
Lumndol ng mlkas n0on..
Ngkgulo ang lhat at ngpanic..
Sumigaw ang sng la2ke
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“KATAPUSAN NA KATAPUSAN NA”.
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Sumagot ang 1png l2ke..
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“BOBO AKINSE PLNG”
Bkit d mu
subukang
ipa-bloOd test
ako
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Ng mlaman
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mOng..
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ikw ang
Type kO..hahaha
Crazy, right? Life was so simple back then. Just one text, and the whole group of friends would already laugh.
Well⊠they had to laugh. They knew you spent one peso just to make them happy đ