dalawang kriminal
Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung hoholdapin natin?
Tawa
pimples
Oh bakit ka umiiyak?
pinoy salesman in america
"How many sales did you make today?"
home depot scam
A heads-up for those men who are regular SM Home Depot customers.
bathroom cleaner
May kuwento nga pala ako sa inyo mga bro.
no ears
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
can I be punished for something I haven’t done?
Little Johnny asks the teacher.
candy bar
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
ubas
Isang bata habang kausap ang nagtitinda ng fishball: "Manong, may ubas kayo?"
huling habilin
Isang babae sa Mandaluyong ang nagpasya na ihanda na ang kanyang Will at gawin ang kanyang huling habilin.