Long Jokes

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.

While we’re all getting ready for the new year, it’s time to set those big New Year’s resolutions again.

Xi, the president of China, was sitting in his office when suddenly his phone rang.

Kailangan ko ng advice. Palagi ko kasing napapansin ‘yung girlfriend ko na may kausap sa phone, pero kapag lumalapit na ako, ibinababa niya kaagad.

Isang lalaki ang pumasok sa isang restaurant at may kasunod siyang isang ostrich.

Isang batang mag-asawa ang naimbita sa isang marangyang masked halloween party.

One evening, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to the other members and were being shown around the place.

The teacher was going over vocabulary in class and asked her students to use “definitely” in a sentence.

One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about."

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