Who’s Faster
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of all the bickering.
jokes
I’m not saying these are bad, but even the laugh track file is refusing to play.
Drunk Man Ordering a Beer
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. He staggers up to the counter, sits on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
Borrowed the Car
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.
The Talking Frog
A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
Nightclub
As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables.
2026 New Year’s Resolutions
While we’re all getting ready for the new year, it’s time to set those big New Year’s resolutions again.
10 Commandments of Marriage
Laugh out loud with these funny marriage commandments! A witty take on married life, relationships, and couple humor you’ll totally relate to.
What If…?
A husband asked his wife, “If I die first, would you remarry?”
Philippines vs. China
Xi, the president of China, was sitting in his office when suddenly his phone rang.
naliligaw sa disyerto
Isang lalaki ang naliligaw sa disyerto. Naubos na niya ang kanyang inuming tubig tatlong araw na ang nakakaraan. Siya ay nakahiga habang hinihingal sa buhangin, nang sa hindi kalayuan ay may narinig siyang boses na nagsasabing, "Mush! Mush!"