Clever Puns
Enjoy a clever collection of funny puns and wordplay jokes that will make you laugh, groan, and appreciate the art of witty humor in one-liners.
General
Problem Solving
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer, and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed.
Who’s Faster
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of all the bickering.
The Talking Frog
A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
Nightclub
As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables.
What If…?
A husband asked his wife, “If I die first, would you remarry?”
Philippines vs. China
Xi, the president of China, was sitting in his office when suddenly his phone rang.
naliligaw sa disyerto
Isang lalaki ang naliligaw sa disyerto. Naubos na niya ang kanyang inuming tubig tatlong araw na ang nakakaraan. Siya ay nakahiga habang hinihingal sa buhangin, nang sa hindi kalayuan ay may narinig siyang boses na nagsasabing, "Mush! Mush!"
pusang ligaw
Ayaw ni mister sa pusa ni misis kaya nagpasya siya na iligaw ito. Nag-drive siya ng 20 blocks palayo sa kanyang bahay at iniwan ang pusa doon. Noong malapit na siya sa bahay, nakita niya ang pusa na nauna pa sa kanya at naglalakad na papasok sa kanilang bakuran.
healthy living
Lumapit ang Isang babae sa isang maliit na matandang lalaki na nakaupo sa kanyang bakuran.