Baby With No Ears
Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
General
Candy Bars
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
Ubas
A kid, while talking to a fishball vendor: "Sir, do you have grapes?”
Psychology
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
My Dog
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Little Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Concert Ticket
During a concert, Little Johnny is sitting in the front row, waiting for it to begin.