paano makakapunta sa langit
Sinusubukan ko ang mga bata sa klase ko sa Sunday school para malaman kung naiintindihan nila ang konsepto ng pagpunta sa langit.
General
nakakainis na loro
Isang dalaga ang naglalakad sa kalye patungo sa kanyang opisina. Nakakita siya ng isang loro sa harap ng isang pet shop.
NASA’s ballpoint pen
Sa kainitin ng space race noong 1960s, nagpasya ang NASA na kailangan nila ng ball point pen para makapagsulat sila sa zero gravity confines ng kanilang mga space capsules.
multo sa kusina
Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
walang multo
Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
New Hearing Aid
An elderly gentleman had a serious hearing problem for several years. He went to the doctor, who fitted him with a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear perfectly again.
Pinoy Text Messages
Were you able to experience that time when we kept forwarding text jokes, before we deleted them because we were running out of text message space? 😅
Horse or Chicken
A farmer was about to retire. As part of preparing to sell his land, he needed to get rid of all the animals on his farm, so he went around to every house in his town.
Report Card
Little Johnny’s father asked to see his report card.
I Is…
Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter ‘I’.”