multo sa kusina
Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
An elderly gentleman had a serious hearing problem for several years. He went to the doctor, who fitted him with a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear perfectly again.
A farmer was about to retire. As part of preparing to sell his land, he needed to get rid of all the animals on his farm, so he went around to every house in his town.
Little Johnny’s father asked to see his report card.
Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter ‘I’.”
Some of the older neighborhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately.
Oh bakit ka umiiyak? (Oh, why are you crying?)
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