huwag mag-uuwi ng trabaho
Ang bilin ng misis ko, huwag ako mag-uuwi sa bahay ng trabaho kung hindi lalayasan niya ako!
Dialogue
walang multo
Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
gatekeeper
Isang sikat na professor of surgery ay namatay at napunta sa langit.
Pinoy Text Messages
Were you able to experience that time when we kept forwarding text jokes, before we deleted them because we were running out of text message space? 😅
Urinate
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden he needed to go the bathroom.
Report Card
Little Johnny’s father asked to see his report card.
I Is…
Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter ‘I’.”
Using “Definitely” in a Sentence
The teacher was going over vocabulary in class and asked her students to use “definitely” in a sentence.
Two Criminals
Two Criminals Waiting for Their Victim
Pimples
Oh bakit ka umiiyak? (Oh, why are you crying?)