text messages
Naabutan mo ba 'yung panahon na forward lang tayo nang forward ng mga text jokes — bago natin burahin sa ating mobile phone dahil wala na tayong text message space? 😅
Dialogue
kabayo o manok
Isang magsasaka ang magreretiro na. At bilang paghahanda sa pagbebenta ng kanyang lupa, kailangan na niya alisin sa kanyang sakahan ang mga alaga niyang hayop. Kaya pinuntahan niya ang bawat bahay sa kanyang bayan.
fascinate
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
urinate
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden he needed to go the bathroom.
report card
Little Johnny’s father asked for his report card.
making faces
Little Johnny’s teacher is walking through the cafeteria at lunchtime when she sees Little Johnny making faces at another child.
i is…
Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter 'I'.
use ‘definitely’ in a sentence
Teacher was going over words in class, and asked her students to use 'definitely' in a sentence.
nickel and dime
Some of the older neighborhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately.
i like your thinking
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about."