Dialogue

Isang batang mag-asawa ang naimbita sa isang marangyang masked halloween party.

Naisakay ng isang taxi driver ang isang madre. Pagsakay pa lang ng madre, hindi na tumigil ang taxi driver sa pagtingin sa kanya.

May dalawang lalaki na naglalakad pauwi galing sa isang Halloween party.

Ang bilin ng misis ko, huwag ako mag-uuwi sa bahay ng trabaho kung hindi lalayasan niya ako!

Tay, totoo po bang may multo?

Isang sikat na professor of surgery ay namatay at napunta sa langit.

Were you able to experience that time when we kept forwarding text jokes, before we deleted them because we were running out of text message space? 😅

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden he needed to go the bathroom.

Little Johnny’s father asked to see his report card.

Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter ‘I’.”