Can I Be Punished for Something I Didn’t Do?
Little Johnny asks his teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Dialogue
Candy Bars
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
Ubas
A kid, while talking to a fishball vendor: "Sir, do you have grapes?”
Blind Date
“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate.
H2O
What is the chemical formula for water?
Psychology
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
Why Are Periods So Important?
Little Johnny was sitting in English class when the teacher started talking about grammar.
My Dog
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Little Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Concert Ticket
During a concert, Little Johnny is sitting in the front row, waiting for it to begin.
What Do You Have to Do to Be Allowed to Play Golf?
Four men were playing golf one Saturday. At the third hole, the following conversation took place.