dalawang kriminal
Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung hoholdapin natin?
Dialogue
pimples
Oh bakit ka umiiyak?
pinoy salesman in america
"How many sales did you make today?"
no ears
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
can I be punished for something I haven’t done?
Little Johnny asks the teacher.
candy bar
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
ubas
Isang bata habang kausap ang nagtitinda ng fishball: "Manong, may ubas kayo?"
huling habilin
Isang babae sa Mandaluyong ang nagpasya na ihanda na ang kanyang Will at gawin ang kanyang huling habilin.
blind date
"Kamusta ang blind date mo?" tanong ng isang college student sa kanyang room mate.
H2O
What is the chemical formula for water?