Report Card
Little Johnny’s father asked to see his report card.
Situational
Making Faces
Little Johnny’s teacher is walking through the cafeteria at lunchtime when she sees Little Johnny making faces at another child.
I Is…
Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter ‘I’.”
Using “Definitely” in a Sentence
The teacher was going over vocabulary in class and asked her students to use “definitely” in a sentence.
Nickel or Dime?
Some of the older neighborhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately.
I Like Your Thinking
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about."
Two Criminals
Two Criminals Waiting for Their Victim
Pimples
Oh bakit ka umiiyak? (Oh, why are you crying?)
Pinoy Salesman in America
Only a Pinoy Salesman can turn one customer into a lifetime investment!
Home Depot Scam Warning
A heads-up for all men who regularly shop at SM Home Depot. Over the last month, I’ve fallen victim to a very clever scam.