Silent Treatment
Mike and Joan had a small argument at home, so they stopped talking to each other.
Mike and Joan had a small argument at home, so they stopped talking to each other.
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer, and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed.
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of all the bickering.
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. He staggers up to the counter, sits on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.
A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables.
A husband asked his wife, “If I die first, would you remarry?”
Xi, the president of China, was sitting in his office when suddenly his phone rang.