boss vs. ako
Kapag natagalan ako, mabagal ako magtrabaho.
Kapag matagal ang boss ko, masinsin siya sa magtrabaho.
Short Joke
gatekeeper
Isang sikat na professor of surgery ay namatay at napunta sa langit.
Report Card
Little Johnny’s father asked to see his report card.
Making Faces
Little Johnny’s teacher is walking through the cafeteria at lunchtime when she sees Little Johnny making faces at another child.
I Is…
Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter ‘I’.”
Two Criminals
Two Criminals Waiting for Their Victim
Pimples
Oh bakit ka umiiyak? (Oh, why are you crying?)
Can I Be Punished for Something I Didn’t Do?
Little Johnny asks his teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Candy Bars
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
Ubas
A kid, while talking to a fishball vendor: "Sir, do you have grapes?”