i like your thinking
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about."
Short Joke
dalawang kriminal
Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung hoholdapin natin?
pimples
Oh bakit ka umiiyak?
home depot scam
A heads-up for those men who are regular SM Home Depot customers.
bathroom cleaner
May kuwento nga pala ako sa inyo mga bro.
no ears
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
can I be punished for something I haven’t done?
Little Johnny asks the teacher.
candy bar
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
ubas
Isang bata habang kausap ang nagtitinda ng fishball: "Manong, may ubas kayo?"
huling habilin
Isang babae sa Mandaluyong ang nagpasya na ihanda na ang kanyang Will at gawin ang kanyang huling habilin.