Some of the older neighbourhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately. Their latest trick is to offer Little Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel and the older boys laugh at him.
One day a neighbor sees what is going on and approaches Little Johnny and says, “Those boys are making fun of you Johnny, don’t you realize that a dime is bigger than a nickel?“
Little Johnny smiles and says, “Yes I realize that, but if I took the dime they would stop doing it and I am up 20 bucks so far.“