Si Little Johnny ay isang fictional character na isang batang lalaki na bida sa napakaraming jokes sa internet. Madalas sa mga Little Johnny jokes na ito ay kung paano niya nauutakan ang mga mas nakakatanda sa kanya tulad ng kanyang mga magulang o ang kanyang teacher. Medyo marami ding green o naughty jokes na involved si Little Johnny. Minsan naman eh mga lumang jokes na siya na binabago na lang para umakma na parang isa siyang Little Johnny joke.
Sa iba’t ibang panig ng mundo, iba ang pangalan ni Little Johnny. Halimbawa eh “Jaimito” sa Argentina, “Jasio” sa Poland, “Klein Fritzchen” sa Germany, atbp. Sa Philippines, hindi ako sure pero parang wala tayong version ni Little Johnny. May mga jokes din tayo na may involved na maliit na batang lalaki pero madalas eh Juan, Pedro, Totoy, Boy o Utoy ang ginagamit natin.
Anyway, ito ang ilang Little Johnny jokes na nakalap ko sa internet. Happy Monday. Enjoy.
ano ang sinabi ni daddy kay yaya?
"Hey, Mommy," sabi ni Little Johnny. "Puwede mo ba ako bigyan ng 1,000 pesos?"
math jokes
Si Little Johnny ay pumasok sa kuwarto ng kanyang tatay habang ito ay nagtatrabaho sa kanyang computer.
bobo
Sinubukan ng isang bagong guro na gamitin ang kanyang kurso sa Psychology. Sinimulan niya ang kanyang klase sa pagsasabing, "Class, lahat ng nag-iisip na bobo sila, tumayo!"
para gumanda
Si Little Johnny ay nakamasid at nabighani habang ang kanyang ina ay nagpapahid ng malamig na cream sa kanyang mukha.
learning numbers
Tinanong ng guro si Little Johnny kung marunong siya sa mga numero.
fascinate
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
urinate
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden he needed to go the bathroom.
report card
Little Johnny’s father asked for his report card.
making faces
Little Johnny’s teacher is walking through the cafeteria at lunchtime when she sees Little Johnny making faces at another child.
i is…
Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter 'I'.
use ‘definitely’ in a sentence
Teacher was going over words in class, and asked her students to use 'definitely' in a sentence.
nickel and dime
Some of the older neighborhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately.
i like your thinking
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about."
no ears
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
can I be punished for something I haven’t done?
Little Johnny asks the teacher.
candy bar
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
H2O
What is the chemical formula for water?
psychology
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
why are periods so important
Little Johnny was sitting in English class when the teacher started talking about grammar.
my dog
Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's.
concert ticket
During the concert, little Johnny sits in the front row waiting for the concert to begin.