Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden he needed to go the bathroom.
He yelled out, “Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!”
The teacher replied, “Now Johnny that is NOT the proper word to use in the situation. The correct word you want is ‘urinate.’ Please use the word ‘urinate’ in a sentence correctly and I will allow you to go.”
Little Johnny thinks for a bit then says ”You’re an eight (urinate) but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten!”