I Like Your Thinking
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about."
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about."
Two Criminals Waiting for Their Victim
Little Johnny asks his teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
A kid, while talking to a fishball vendor: "Sir, do you have grapes?”
“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate.
What is the chemical formula for water?
During a concert, Little Johnny is sitting in the front row, waiting for it to begin.