May isang deliveryman na sumilip sa loob ng gate ng bahay na paghahatiran niya ng package. Nakita niya ang isang malaking aso sa bakuran na mukhang napaka-agresibo at nakatitig sa kanya. May nakita rin siyang babae na nakadungaw sa bintana sa ikalawang palapag.
Sumigaw siya, “Ma’am, mabait po ba ang aso ninyo?”
“Oo,” sagot ng babae.
Kaya binuksan ng deliveryman ang gate. Pagkapasok na pagkapasok niya, agad siyang inatake at kinagat ng aso.
Matapos siyang masagip mula sa aso, galit niyang sinabi sa babae, “Akala ko ba sinabi ninyong mabait ang aso ninyo!”
“Mabait naman talaga siya,” sagot ng babae. “Ang problema, hindi naman siya ang aso ko.”
North of Nowhere
The Big Question
Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the big moment, he told the emcee that he wanted a question about American History.
sigarilyo
Katatapos lang maglagay ng carpet ang isang karpintero sa bahay ng isang babae. Lumabas siya para sana magsigarilyo, pero napansin niya na nawawala ang kanyang sigarilyo.
The Skydiver and the Rubik’s Cube
A dark humor joke about a skydiver solving a Rubik’s Cube mid-air - with a shocking twist.
South of Somewhere
There is a very specific, painful tone of laughter that people give you when your joke completely bombs, and it feels exactly like a digital pat on the head that says, “Nice try, buddy.”
Typing out a deeply thoughtful, beautifully punctuated three-paragraph message, only to receive a single, lowercase “k” as a reply, is the digital equivalent of getting slapped in the face with a wet noodle.
Spending 45 minutes scrolling through a streaming app trying to find the perfect movie to watch, only to give up and put on a sitcom episode you’ve already seen 30 times while you eat your lukewarm dinner.