A man took his young son to a baseball game. While they were sitting there, he asked the boy what he planned to give up for Lent.
The boy replied, “I don’t know, Dad. What are you going to give up?”
His father said, “I’ve thought about it a lot and decided to give up liquor.”
Later in the game, the beer vendor came by, and the man ordered a beer.
His son objected, “Hey, I thought you were giving up liquor!”
His dad replied, “Hard liquor, son. I’m giving up hard liquor. This is just beer.”
The boy thought for a moment and said, “Well then… I’m giving up hard candy.”