There was this case in the hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday mornings at 11AM, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural or even murder. No one could solve the mystery as to “why deaths happen on Sunday at 11 AM?”
Mr. Licauco, Fr. Bulatao and the Ateneo paranormal folks were called. They arrived one Sunday, armed with special photographic equipment, infrared devices and motion sensitive radar to detect any presence. So on the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11AM, all the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the mysterious phenomenon was all about. Some where holding wooden crosses, strings of garlic, amulets, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil spirits.
Just then, the clock struck 11. And then…
Mang Jose, part-time Sunday janitor, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system, and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.