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Humor & Jokes

  • “Don’t worry about the world ending today – it’s already tomorrow in Australia.”

    Charles M. Schulz
    (commonly attributed)
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  • “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”

    Steven Wright
    (commonly attributed; exact wording unverified)
    Earlier printed variation, “If at first you don’t succeed, well, so much for skydiving,” ay lumabas sa isang pahayagan noong May 1965, ayon sa quotation researcher na si Barry Popik.
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