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Sent: Thursday, June 05, 2003 6:33 PM
A prisoner escapes from the prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He runs away, finds a house, and breaks into it, looking for money and guns. Instead, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl up on the bed, he gets on top of her and kisses her on the neck. Then, he gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband whispers to his wife:
“Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner. Look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, and just do what he tells you. Let him do what he wants. This guy could be dangerous. If he gets angry, he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which the wife responds:
“He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy. He also asked if we had any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.”
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